Traditional Irish foods for Halloween: Barmbrack

It's getting closer to Halloween, and I'm starting to gather the ingredients I'm going to need for this year's menu. As usual, I am making barmbrack, a type of dry fruit-filled bread of Irish origins. Traditionally, the finished loaf would have small objects hidden inside, and the communal eating of the bread would be a sort of fortune-telling game: finding the ring meant the finder would be married within the year; a coin meant riches, etc. 

The name barmbrack is derived from the Irish words bairĂ­n - a loaf - and breac - speckled, probably due to the raisins and other bits of dried fruit in it, giving it a spotted appearance when sliced.

Here's the recipe I've used for quite a few years. This version is a quick bread, so there's no fucking around with yeast or rise times. Just simple ingredients, a little time and skill, and you'll have a fantastic loaf. It also has a great shelf life as long as it's properly covered (just as tasty 2 weeks later), and it also freezes well.


Ingredients

  • 2 ½ cups chopped dried mixed fruit  
    [I used a mix of different raisins, dried cranberries, dried apricots, dried apples, dried dates, dried cherries, and whatever else I feel like putting in - I make sure to cut up the larger fruits into roughly raisin-size]
  • 1 ½ cups hot brewed Irish breakfast tea
  • A splash of Irish whiskey (optional)
  • 2 ½ cups all purpose flour
  • 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
  • ½ teaspoon ground nutmeg
  • ½ teaspoon baking soda
  • 1 egg
  • 1 ½ cups sugar
  • ¼ cup apricot preserves or orange marmelade
  • 1 teaspoon grated orange zest

Directions

  • Soak the dried fruit in the hot tea (& whiskey, if using) for 2 hours; do not drain the fruit.
  • Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease a 9 inch Bundt pan. 
  • Stir together the flour cinnamon, nutmeg, and baking soda; set aside.
  • Whisk together the egg, sugar, preserves, and orange zest until well combined. Stir in the tea-soaked fruit and its liquid. Gently fold in the flour until just combined, then pour into the prepared Bundt pan.
  • Bake in preheated oven for about 1 hour or until an inserted toothpick comes out clean. Allow to cool in the pan for 2 hours before removing. If adding fortune telling objects, wrap each one in a small piece of wax paper and press the objects into the fully cooled cake through the bottom before serving.


It makes a fairly thick batter. The original recipe calls for the tea-soaked fruit to be drained, but it has resulted in a much too dry batter and loaf in my experience. It might seem like a lot of liquid, but it will come out great, trust me.

Perfection. It makes the whole house smell warm and cozy, too.

It's fantastic with tea, or coffee, or hot cider, or whatever. 
It's good warm or room temperature.
It's great with real butter, but also great without.

Basically, it's a fantastic fucking bread, try it!

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Bonus round -- Here are some of the supposed metaphysical properties of the ingredients:


Liquids: 
(Tea and whiskey, two drinks with significance to Irish ancestors)

Tea: was considered an elixir of immortality by Chinese Taoists in 500 BC, and Asians have always treated its preparation as part of a sacred ceremony. Tea is thought to combat drowsiness while encouraging a Zen-like meditative state that allows one to “return to the Source.”

Whiskey: Liquors unite the feminine powers of water with the earthy essences of various fruits, vegetables, and grains by invoking a fiery “spirit” that we now call alcohol. 

Fruits: 

Apricot: Apricots carry feminine spiritual energy and are used to sweeten someone’s disposition or instill romance and passion in a relationship. 

Cherry: have long been associated with feminine energy and divination and are used in spells throughout the world to attract suitors and discern the future.

Cranberry: provide protective energy and fight off negative influences.

Apple: known as the Fruit of the Gods, is a very powerful source of spiritual energy that encourages balance and harmony. The Wiccan Feast of Apples is celebrated on Samhain (Halloween), and in ancient Greece and Rome, apples were eaten at Diana’s Festival (August 13). If cut horizontally, the apple reveals the pentagram pattern, which is considered the gateway to occult powers as well as symbol of the quintessence. The Egyptians offered apples to their highest and most powerful priests, whom they considered guardians of hidden knowledge. In the Middle Ages, sliced apples were used to foretell the future and eating them regularly was said to enable a person to live over 200 years.

Raisin (Grape): carry spiritual energy and increase mental fertility, opening us to meaningful dreams and visions.

Dates: were considered sacred in Babylon and Greece, and the Hebrews made syrup from them as an offering to God. The fruits were also used by ancient Persians to celebrate the death and resurrection of Zoroaster, a Christ figure who dates back to 500 BC. Dried dates are considered fruits of the spiritual realm and are symbolic of the eternal resurrection of the soul.


Spices: 

Cinnamon: is thought to increase spirituality and psychic insight by stimulating the Crown Chakra. The tree must grow for eight years before its thick bark is mature enough to be harvested. Cinnamon oil was used in the mummification process by the Egyptians and was applied as a holy anointing oil in ancient Hebrew rituals. Cinnamon was also sacred to the Greek god of ecstasy, Dionysus. When it is burned as incense or added to foods, cinnamon raises spiritual energy to a higher level. 

Nutmeg: said to promote health and fidelity and attract good fortune, nutmegs were stuffed into Egyptian mummies and carried as lucky charms in Europe. 


Other ingredients:

Egg: invokes primordial mysteries. Several psychologists have noted that our feelings about eggs predate any religious or magical tradition.

Flour (Wheat): is the most revered of the Seven Sacred Grains and represents fruitfulness, bounty, and rebirth. Because wheat fields seem to replenish themselves, the golden plant represented a cycle of resurrection into light again. Many funeral rites contain offerings of wheat as part of the ceremonies. Wheat was sacred to the Babylonian god Ishtar, the Egyptian Osiris, the Greek Demeter, and the Roman Ceres.

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Sources: 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barmbrack

https://www.alchemylab.com/guideto.htm
 


Forgotten Halloween TV specials: The Teller and the Tale

 Growing up in New England in the 80s, my brothers and I had a number of favorite Halloween TV specials recorded on VHS that we watched over and over. Some of them are well known (obvious ones like Garfield's Halloween Adventure), but one I've been finding almost impossible to track down was a program from 1985 hosted by Sally Struthers called "The Teller and the Tale" (spoilers at that link, FYI), an anthology of ghost stories performed by famous storytellers, including the amazing Jackie Torrence. 

As far as I know, it only aired once, but we were lucky enough to record it on VHS. We watched it so many times, during Halloween season and throughout the year, that the video quality deteriorated rather badly and portions of it were ruined. I think it might still exist at my parent's house. 

I have searched in vain for the program in its entirety and have only found the clips featuring Jackie Torrence and Vincent Price thus far. 

I did find audio versions of two stories that are the same performers, but slightly different performances. I can't find any video at all of the Sally Struthers segments, nor the ones with paranormal investigator Hans Holzer.

Here are the stories in the order of how they would have appeared in this special - 

The Golden Arm

Wily and the Hairy Man

Old Man Daniker

Tillie

The Raven


If anyone out there has any idea where to find this entire special, please let me know!

The Teller and the Tale on IMDB

The Teller and the Tale on TCM

My favorite haunted attractions: Headless Horseman

A thread on halloweenforum.com was started a few months ago, asking everyone what their favorite haunted attractions were. In this blog post, I will cover the first item on my list (which was in no particular order): 

Headless Horseman in Ulster Park, NY.


It's a bit of a drive to get out there, but the rural scenery is so gorgeous that you won't mind. Take the opportunity to do some leaf-peeping.

I've been there twice, in 2016 and in 2018. The second time wasn't really that different than the first, which I feel is a bit unfortunate considering that the admission price is a bit high. Still, it's so incredible that it's hardly much of a disappointment.


Animatronic Headless Horseman

In general, HH is a seriously impressive, expansive, detailed, fantastic haunt with great actors. Some spots have lonnnnnng wait times, even with the timed ticket, so our Halloween squad has gone during the first weekend it's open. Be sure to wear some comfortable walking shoes.


Your experience begins with a hayride, which itself is great. From there, you're dropped off at the next station, which is the beginning of a series of haunted houses, which are walkthrough experiences, some inside and some outside.


After your journey, you end up back near where you entered, and there are several snack bars and some great gift shops. One has your typical official t-shirts and merch related to the haunt, and two of them have more decorative fare, including many primitive-style/rustic stuff. 



There are also plenty of photo-op areas, which is especially great since photo-taking is prohibited on the hayride & in the haunted houses. Exploring those areas are a great way to end an exciting night out; they're mostly uncrowded and quiet, where you can really take some time to enjoy a spooky rural October evening.




     


    
So many beautiful jack o'lanterns!



The Halloween Squad (well, part of us!)

All in all, I highly recommend this attraction. This year, they will be open, while following special protocols - for example, the hayride has been replaced with a drive-thru experience. If you decide to go, I suggest reading through their rules & regulations to be prepared & to have the best time possible. And, ABSOLUTELY get a timed ticket, & go as early in the season as you can.




Old Halloween newspaper ads

When I was a kid, I thought a local store called Super Card Gallery was one of the coolest places to shop. It is long gone now, and I can't really remember when it opened, or when it went out of business. It apparently was a chain, but I'm not sure if it was national or regional (I'm betting on the latter). I remember it being quite large inside, like department-store size, although my memories may have distorted some of those details. 

As the name suggests, it was a Hallmark-esque shop with greeting cards and whatnot, but it carried so much more. It had tons of party supplies, tons of stickers for the sticker-collection enthusiast (this was the 80s, after all), fun novelty stuff like fake dog poop, disappearing ink, and whoopie cushions, a newsstand with a great selection, gift stuff, and more. 

One of THEE best things about it was their Halloween season. They always seemed to have more stuff than anyone else - it was glorious! Recently, I found a couple of newspaper ads featuring Super Card Gallery. Check out this amazingness!

Hartford Courant, Oct 25, 1987


Hartford Courant, Oct 28, 1988

I've been searching for more information about this place, but so far I can't find much -- just some old newspaper ads like these ones, no photos or anything can be found just using Google. Are/were you from the CT area, and do you remember Super Card Gallery? Let me know in the comments!

Fall Fair Memories: The Big E - Part 6 - Other stuff

    I've been busy relaxing and having a laid-back birthday weekend, and also planning a new project, but it's time to write the final entry in my series of posts dedicated to The Big E, the best fall festival and state fair ever! Today would have been the final day of the 2020 season. Let's hope 2021 is twice as fun as usual!

(You can read parts 1 thru 5 here - One, Two, Three, Four, Five)

In this installment: The miscellaneous stuff that makes The Big E fun!

First up: Storrowtown Village, described on their website as "a reconstructed village of nine authentic 18th and 19th century buildings from Massachusetts and New Hampshire, assembled around a traditional town green." It has a permanent presence on the grounds of The Big E and is open year round for various events. There is a meeting house, blacksmith, schoolroom, and more, where you can chat with people dressed in historical garb, watch demonstrations, and learn about life as it used to be. You can also buy some traditionally made wares like pottery and brooms.










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Next up: The parades!

If you love watching parades, The Big E has them daily, multiple times a day. There is a Mardi-Gras style parade, with huge, gaudy floats and bead-tossing. There are the Daily Parades as well, with local area marching bands, animals, and more.



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Next: The Midway - Rides, Games, and more

I don't really do the rides thing like I used to when I was a kid/teen, but man - I remember how excited I'd be to ride my favorites. The Polar Express, pictured below, was my jam. I don't know why going backwards in a circle at high speeds was so much fun, but it was. 


I've never ridden the Rotor-type rides though, I was afraid someone might barf on me. đŸ˜‚

Dark rides!!! Always the best, even though they were/are corny as hell. đŸ‘»đŸ’€

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Other stuff!

Random animal sideshows! (I don't think I've been in one of these since I was a kid, just seems kinda weird and wrong now)



Random monster trucks and hot rods!
  


Checking out tricked-out hot tubs!
  


Checking out the special exhibits for the year!


The great feeling of having a family member who has a booth at The Big E, so they can give you a complimentary ticket as one of their employees, since you also happen to be the designer for their business:


Meandering up and down the rows, making sure you don't miss anything...


Making your way back to where you're parked, the way you came earlier that morning, tired but happy, probably with a haul of cool stuff to bring home.


It's a beautiful time of night, a perfect autumn evening, not too cold or warm.


And everything looks so pretty at night, all lit up. 


And as you leave, you take this piece of advice with you and carry it with you throughout the year.

I'll see you in 2021 at The Big E.