What better way to celebrate the true meaning of Memorial Day: by remembering those brave soldiers who fought and died to win the Civil War by conquering the armies of the Confederacy (who were actually led by VAMPIRES).
(*some spoilers ahead)
And we owe it all to the one man brave enough to not only stand up to them, but to assume the responsibility of leading our country: Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter.
I mean, who could forget this turning point in US history, where Abe discovers how to win the war:
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Honestly, this film was fun from start to finish, over the top in the best ways possible, and funny in its taking itself so seriously. The visual effects and costumes are pretty damned good as well. Watch this with some friends and have fun Mystery-Science-Theater-ing the hell out of it.
Literally worth watching just to watch Honest Abe twirl his silver-tipped vampire-choppin' axe around.
I rate it 7/10 Jackos!
[🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 _ _ _]
"I had killed a monster.
And I would kill again.
But no amount of death could make me forget."
-- Abraham Lincoln
Watch the trailer below:
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